I get ringtone royalties now. Apparently what happens is, you get college kids after a couple of rounds of Beer Pong, and they start to bet each other who can remember the most lyrics to an iconic sitcom, and they order it up on ringtones, and I get 11 cents. It doesn’t keep up with the current state of the global economy, but it’s always a pleasant little surprise in the mail.

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